Update

Author: Andrew

It’s been a month-to-date since our last encounter. Oh well, been busy. Nothing new going on here. Same job, same [low] paycheck, same battlecruiser (truck), same bills, same gouged (spelling??!) gas prices, same skills @ everything, and same level on Halo 3. I am ranked up on Mafia Wars @ MySpace but no, sorry, I have not saved 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico, nor have I lost 200 pounds with Jenny Craig, the Slimfast diet, or Subway.

I bid you a good night, so long, far well, avetazay (sounds like velveeta cheeze) goodbye. Fareeee-WELL!!!!!!!!!

Dun dun dun.

2 Responses to “Update”

  1. Brittany Says:

    …If you lost 200 pounds I would be pretty worried.

  2. Andrew Says:

    Haha. you’ve gotta good point!

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